Still, they’re the lifeblood of your collection, and you need them in order to … unlock more of them. It’s like a kleptomania game for people who can’t help but put women in their pockets. You might have a teeny tiny problem with this game if you don’t live alone, though. Or, you’ll just play the damn game with the sound turned way down. You see, this is a game in which you are encouraged to click on hentai babes as quickly as possible, as much as possible. Except, every time you click them, they scream out in pleasure moans. It’s the standard “Yamete, hentai, senpai” bullshit you’ve heard in a million hentai productions already, but it gets old pretty fast. Sure, it’s nice while you’re fapping, but all the time? It gets old quick. In Cookie Clicker, you could use the money you’ve earned from selling cookies to purchase a grandma. The grandma would make cookies passively, forever. That game was basically a grandma purgatory. Since you could purchase thousands of them, I would assume that those are not all your grandmas, but the collective grandmas of other people that have died and gotten stuck in this phase between life and heaven.
They’re going to be spending every waking second of their afterlife making cookies for you, and these will net you money even when you’re not actively playing the game. You get a similar spiel with Sakura Clicker, except instead of purchasing grandmothers, you upgrade the chicks you already own. The general idea is that once you unlock a girl, she starts making money for you by beating up other girls for you, passively. That is, your mouse-clicking finger is stronger by default.
But, you can’t get very far on clicking alone. You get yourself money by beating up hentai babes then you use that money to upgrade the chicks you already own.
They, in turn, do the clicking for you, far better than you ever could, and the cycle repeats itself over and over, for eternity. I really can’t downplay the endless factor when it comes to this game. This game is available on Steam, and I always love reviewing games on that platform because I can see what other people have to say. More often than not, they tell me things that I wouldn’t be able to figure out without dumping hundreds of hours into a game.
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